gay men are like dogs because when you put more than one in a room together you dont know if theyre going to start humping or try to kill each other
Did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass
SHOUT-OUT TO THAT ONE PERSON IN YOUR LIFE THAT THINKS YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND PEES THEMSELVES LAUGHING EVERY TIME YOU ATTEMPT TO SAY SOMETHING EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY
a shout out to myself
*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
if I ever get married I don’t want an expensive ring like I really don’t if I got a ring worth $15,000 I’d be mad do you know how many video games and pop tarts we could’ve bought with that
i dont understand the sexual appeal to thigh highs like yea they cute but why are u getting boners over some socks
i’m gonna fuck the socks
please dont fuck the socks
"It’s so hard for me to be myself and feel comfortable around people."
Frank Ocean (via ryannxp)
I tried to take a cute self portrait with Khaleesi but she wouldn’t look at the camera so neither did I.
Shyma Perera, Bitter Sweet Symphony (via perfect)